Tuesday, October 30, 2012
Rewind: Soccer According to Ashton
Ashton's version of soccer: 1. The most important part of the game is to hug your teammates repeatedly during the game. 2. It may even be necessary to hug the other team's players several times, too. 3. If Papa Harry gives you money for kicking the ball show it off to everyone on the field or not. 4. It may even be necessary to sit down in the middle of the field and study the details in the dollar papa Harry gave you. 5. The ball is overated, just run, and run as far as they will let you go over and over and smile a lot while doing it. 6. I have the best sideline of cheerleaders out of everybody. 7. When the game is over it will be time to shake the other teams hands, and the best way to do this is to hold your hands up high above your head and wiggle both of your hands simultaneously and vigorously to the other team players.
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